Call me the Doctor en
I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! You hit me with a cricket bat. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Saving the world with meals on wheels.
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You’ve swallowed a planet!
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Saving the world with meals on wheels.