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I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! You hit me with a cricket bat. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth\u2026liens! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?<\/p>\n

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Saving the world with meals on wheels.<\/p>\n

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You’ve swallowed a planet!<\/p>\n

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Saving the world with meals on wheels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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